Rules of the Playroom --- Toddler Style!

If it's mine it's mine,

if it's yours it's mine,

if I like it is mine,

if I can take it from you it is mine,

if I am playing with something ALL of the pieces are mine,

if I think it is mine it is,

if I saw it first it's mine,

if I had it then put it down it is still mine,

if you had it then you put it down it is now mine,

if it looks like the one I have at home it is mine,

if it is broken...it is yours.

Mommy's bag, which had her wallet in it, was in MY playroom. Under these rules I had every right to take her wallet. And I had every right to have a hissy fit when she took it back. I think I'm going to start a Toddler Rights Association.