Thursday, July 31, 2008

You could have named me WHAT????

Dear Mommy and Daddy,
Thank you for not naming some bizarre, wacky name that would be embarrassing for the teacher to say in Kindergarten (which I am looking forward to attending.) I am now learning that you could have picked ANY name you wanted. That's a big responsibility for you two. You could have named Dawbrickashawna if you wanted... or that Seamus McBagpipes name. Yeah, I heard you. I was in Mommy's tummy, not the moon. So, I guess I should say thank you for naming me a classy name. By the way.... I feel bad for these celebrity kids. What was in their Kool-Aid? My guess is Moxie CrimeFighter might be the hall monitor, but there is no WAY that Bluebell Madonna is going to be my Class President.

Sadiebug (Aka Sadie Angelica)

Clementine Jane (Ethan Hawke and Ryan Shawhughes) Knox Leon (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt) Sunday Rose (Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban) Apple (Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow) Moxie CrimeFighter (Magician Penn Jillette) Hopper (Sean Penn and Robin Wright) Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf) Sosie (Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick) Destry (Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw) Aurelius Cy (Elle Macpherson) Kal-El Coppola (Nicolas Cage) Bluebell Madonna (Spice Girl Geri Halliwell) Audio Science (Actress Shannyn Sossamon) Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone) Tallulah (Bruce Willis and Demi Moore) Kyd (David Duchovny and Tea Leoni)

1 comment:

  1. I think Sunday Rose is a nice name. I don't know about the others. Naming my son was simple. I was the only one making the decision. If I am blessed to have another child, I will give him/her a Japanese name like Noriko or Toshiaki. I know, a black kid with a Japanese name isn't the norm but it's better than the ghetto-fabulous names some of us give our kids like Shaniqua and Lexus. Speaking of names, I had my first and middle names mixed up for the past 30 years! Every document and ID I have is wrong. Don't ask....


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